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"What The Hell Is "Kwi-Know-Uh?""
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Leg 1 (United States → Peru)

 * San Francisco, California, USA [[File:USA_Flag.png]] (Golden Gate Bridge) (Starting Point)
 * [[File:Flight.png]] San Francisco (San Francisco International Airport) to Cusco, Peru [[File:Peru.png]] (Alejandro Velasco Astete International Airport)
 * Cusco (Plaza de Armas)
 * [[File:Bus.png]] Cusco (Plaza de Armas Station) to Machu Picchu (Entrance)
 * Machu Picchu (Complex) [[File:Roadblock.png]]
 * [[File:Bus.png]] Machu Picchu (Bus Station) to Cusco (Sacsayhuaman)
 * Cusco (Temple of Coricancha - Courtyard) [[File:Pitstop.png]]

The first roadblock of the race required the team member to act as a European dignitary and offer luxuries to an Inca chief. The member must enter the complex, and rope a Llama, a bag of gold, and a bag of quinoa hidden around the complex itself. Once they're done, they can head to the chief in the ritual room, hand him the goods in exchange for their next clue.


 * Additional Tasks
 * At Sacsayhuaman, the teams now have to search the complex grounds for rock tiles to create an icon of the three Suyos: a snake, a condor and a puma. Once the puzzle has been completed, a priest will hand them their next clue.

Recap
The premiere episode begins with Phil's opening spiel and the race starts at Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California. The 13 teams are now being transported by Ferrari cars to the Fort Point, the starting line of the race. Phil then introduced Shalala & IC who are the only hybrid team of two different seasons who then said how they needed the money and how to make good publicity, Solenn & Georgina who are the fans of the show then talked about how they'll be using their charm and strength to win this race, Ida & Tania who won the first non-live installment of Mooyou's The Amazing Race. and also participated and placed 3rd in The Amazing Race Asia 3 and how they would calm down from their previous seasons, Laurie & Eric who are also avid fans of the race who wants to prove their dad that they could persevere to in the race and also race with their favorite teams, Titus & Violet who are the breakout stars of the second season told about what things they did to the time-turner, un-fuck the history and how they would like to race again and win loads of cash, Kevin & Jason who are fans of the show talked about their differences and their careers as models, Damien & Judy who are fans of the show who previously raced on the fourth non live installment which has been unfinished and talked about how they will be starstruck by the other returning favorites and legends, Britney & Brittany who just won the previous season are back again to dominate this race and prove that they still could do it and they're smarter than ever, Gloria & Manny from third live season talked about their passion to race and then talked about how Manny lost the presidential elections and Gloria won as congresswoman, Tony & Justin talked about how they gained money and talked about how this race will change their relationship. Saburo & Booba who are in different teams in season one, bounded by their love, as they are now engaged and talked about what happened to their previous teammates and how Saburo claimed the Aikido instructor role, Bradley & Steffie who won season two but has now broken up and then just wants the money and fame, but Bradley said he wants the experience too, and Maria & Tiffany talked about how they'd own this season and talked about what happened on their season.

Phil then began to explain to them the new twists, they'll have to search their own flights, witness the return of the TAR Medals, and they will only receive 500 US Dollars for the whole race course. The teams were all shocked, after a while, Phil says go. Most of the teams had traveled to their own luggages and belongings and have read their clue. Shalala & IC seemed to slow down. They all found out they have to travel to Cusco, Peru via Lima, Peru. Britney & Brittany then tried to slow down as they thought that they're in "MTAR: Clash of the Lasers" and they don't wanna be hit. Britney & Brittany, Damien & Judy, Tony & Justin and Titus & Violet took the CA1-S road while Ida & Tania, Laurie & Eric, Kevin & Jason, Gloria & Manny and Saburo & Booba took the US-101S road as Shalala & IC think smart and begged this early at the race for they're worried about begging later on. Saburo & Booba thinks that Britney & Brittany are really tough competition and wants to beat them and take pride of it. The teams who took the CA1-S road are nearing the airport while those who took the US-101S road seemed to get stuck in traffic. Shalala & IC then took the CA1-S road as an information they got from those who they begged. Saburo & Booba got into an argument this early because Booba wants to dominate the race while Saburo wants her to calm down. Damien & Judy followed Britney & Brittany who are their idols. Gloria & Manny remarked that maybe Karma is hitting them already. Shalala & IC then complained about being last every single second of the race. Brittany thought that they'd be going into some kind of warehouse as she incorrectly read Cusco as "Costco". Britney & Brittany, Tony & Justin and Damien & Judy went for the Continental airlines while Titus & Violet went to check for flights on the American Airlines. While on the road to airport, Ida & Tania then mocked IC and said they're ahead of them, Shalala & IC became so happy as they caught up and IC saw a glimpse of Saburo and salivated. Titus & Violet got confident about American Airlines propelling them and Violet got mad because she wants to know details about the other flight but it was too late, they booked already. Laurie & Eric, Saburo & Booba, Ida & Tania, Kevin & Jason, and Gloria & Manny ran to make it to the Continental Airlines. Britney & Brittany, Tony & Justin, and Damien & Judy had already booked on Continental Airlines. Laurie & Eric, and Saburo & Booba also made it through while Ida & Tania, Kevin & Jason, and Gloria & Manny had to go to the American Airlines as Shalala & IC will do too. While waiting for the flights to arrive, Shalala got told by a local that he isn't receiving a good publicity and also wants to check to the other airlines for free lollipop for IC to stop salivating. Kevin & Jason wants to avenge Joshua & Nathan from the previous season but lost hope since Britney & Brittany are on the first flights and they want to beat them. Britney & Brittany then got a little scared of people staring at them especially Judy who kept staring at them and they call Judy a fantard. Ida & Tania then checked out on Britney & Brittany as they're a competition.

The leading teams then exchanged money as they arrive in Cusco, Peru and they all will have to go to Plaza de Armas. Laurie & Eric, Britney & Brittany, Saburo & Booba, and Tony & Justin all took a taxi while Damien & Judy took a bus and wants to save money too. While on taxi, Laurie & Eric remarked that the horny taxi driver must have picked up Britney & Brittany. Britney made Brittany say the word pen-is as she remarked her that she is so clever. Booba then thought she had 1,394 pens. While on the plane, Jason is so unfocused on the race and then remarked that he never watched a single episode while Kevin is on race-mode. Ida & Tania then took a seat near the front of the plane. At Plaza de Armas, the four leading teams found out that a minibus will only carry 3 teams and that's it, the one team will be left behind on the next minibus to depart. Laurie & Eric, Britney & Brittany, and Saburo & Booba have all snagged tickets on the first minibus. Tony & Justin are then left behind on the next minibus and they waited. As the bus departs, Britney & Brittany saw Tony & Justin running and Brittany remarked that there are two Mike Changs (from Glee) as she thought they look like them. The second flight have arrived at the time, Ida & Tania, Gloria & Manny, and Titus & Violet all took the taxi while Kevin & Jason took the bus. While on the road, Kevin & Jason then said it was smart to save money. While searching for buses, Shalala & IC then changed the meaning of letter G from LGBT to Goddess since Shalala wants it that way and IC wants to flirt with Manny as he has a lot of money to give him. At the Machu Picchu entrance, Laurie & Eric, Britney & Brittany, and Saburo & Booba all opened their clues. Booba then talked about her boobs that gave them special powers to go fast and wants to show it while Saburo stopped her.

After ripping their next clue, the leading teams found out that it is a roadblock and it displays the question: "Which of you would like to quest for honor?". Britney then does the roadblock and thought they're in Pokemon because they thought Pichu is one of pokemons. Saburo then does the roadblock as he knows that the word honor is so important in Japanese and Booba wants her boobs to rest so let him do the roadblock. Laurie does the roadblock for her team. At Plaza De Armas, the four arriving teams then raced to snag a ticket and Damien & Judy, and Ida & Tania received the tickets to the next minibus with Tony & Justin, while Gloria & Manny, and Titus & Violet took the next tickets. The minibus departed and Ida & Tania were happy to won the footrace against Titus & Violet for the tickets. Shalala & IC then rode the bus. At the Machu Picchu complex, Britney, Saburo, and Laurie learned that they have to act as European dignitary and offer up a bag of Gold, a Llama, and a bag of quinoa to the Inca chief and have to go to the Bows and Sacks, Llama Pen, and Grain Mixer respectively, in any order they want to. Britney, Laurie, and Saburo all went to the Bows and Sacks. Brittany yelled that the chainmails contains viruses. As they arrive in the Machu Picchu Entrance, Judy got starstruck that the minibus is full of Asians and Damien told her that she's suffering a red carpet-itis. They ripped their next clue along with Tony & Justin, and Ida & Tania. Kevin & Jason took the ticket and rode to Machu Picchu along with Gloria & Manny, and Titus & Violet. Saburo, Laurie, and Britney are now shooting sacks and having difficulties. Ida, Damien , and Tony are now doing the roadblocks for their team. At the Machu Picchu Complex, Saburo successfully shot a sack and it dropped a bag of gold. Laurie, and Britney are still having problems. Britney then gave another flashback into the previous season's finale baseball task that almost screwed them and doesn't want it to happen again. Eric then yelled at Laurie for not being successful in shooting down sacks. Saburo then went to the Llama Pen, with Damien, and Ida while Tony went to the Bows and Sacks. The third minibus carrying Gloria & Manny, Titus & Violet, and Kevin & Jason had arrived at the Machu Picchu Entrance. Manny then insulted Gloria about the "minibus for miniperson" berating her height. Shalala & IC finally arrived on Plaza de Armas and have ridden on the next minibus. Shalala found out that IC camcorded something he had done pre-race and wants to sue him out of his two shows on their network and remarked that his fans will rescue him.

At the Bows and Sacks, Britney successfully shot the sack and obtained the bag of gold while Laurie's attempts seem to be unfruitful and said that she sucked because she can't use her sex appeal. Britney then ran to the Llama Pen. At the Llama Pen, Saburo, Damien, and Ida are now trying to rope a llama. Titus, Jason , and Manny does the roadblock for their teams. Jason did the roadblock because he likes to have honor, Titus wants to do it because he is an American Hero, and Gloria pushed Manny to do it because he needs honor. Shalala & IC then arrived and ripped their clue. At the Bows and Sacks, Justin shot a sack and released a bag of gold but Laurie still struggled and was unsuccessful. At the Llama Pen, Saburo, Damien, Ida, and Britney are now roping llamas. Manny, Justin, and Titus went to the Llama Pen. Kevin went to the Bows and Sacks. At the Bows and Sacks, Laurie finally got it right and received the bag of gold. At the Llama Pen, Britney, Saburo, and Damien successfully roped the llama while Ida struggled. Britney, and Saburo make their way to the Grain Mixer, Laurie went to the Llama Pen, and Damien went to the bows and sacks. Britney then kissed the llama and made a kiss count. Shalala does the roadblock as he said that he's more valuable and more dignified than IC. At the Llama Pen, Justin finished roping his llama, while Ida, Titus, Manny, and Laurie are attempting to. At the Bows and Sacks, Kevin successfully shot the sack and received the bag of gold. At the grain mixer, Britney, and Saburo are shown identifying which is the quinoa of the four bags of grains. Justin went to the Grain Mixer, Jason to the Llama Pen, and Shalala to the Bows and Sacks. Britney, and Saburo are both successful in identifying it. and they went to the ritual room in exchange for their next clue. At the Llama Pen, Titus, Ida, and Manny are successful in roping the Llama while Laurie again is unsuccessful. At the Bows and Sacks, Damien is unsuccessful as Shalala is arriving. At the Grain Mixer, Tony is trying to identify which one is the quinoa. Ida, Manny, and Titus went to the Grain Mixer. Saburo & Booba talked about how proud they are of each other.

Britney & Brittany, and Saburo & Booba now took the tickets to the minibus going to Sacsayhuaman. Britney & Brittany referred Saburo & Booba as dumb. Once they entered the bus, they were all told that they need 3 teams to depart, Saburo then brought out his Ouija Board and they all played the game. Tony then went to the ritual room to exchange their next clue. At the Llama Pen, Jason is successful in roping the llama. At the Bows and Sacks, Shalala then remarked that he doesn't play basketball, he only plays farmville but still managed to be successful in shooting down sacks. Shalala then went to the Llama Pen and now named his fanclub the "Shalallamas" and Jason went to the Grain Mixer. At the Llama Pen, Laurie finally reached success. At the Bows and Sacks, Damien is having lots of problems with shooting it down. At the Grain Mixer, Titus, and Manny have identified the quinoa as well. Laurie went to the Grain Mixer, and Titus, and Manny went to the Bows and Sacks. Tony & Justin have reached and got tickets for the minibus as well and was so happy they caught up. Jason is successful in identifying the quinoa and have went to the ritual room to get their next clue and Kevin said he's proud of him. At the Llama Pen, Shalala roped a llama successfully. At the Bows and Sacks, Manny and Damien successfully shot down a sack while Titus and Ida struggled. At the Grain Mixer, Laurie identified the quinoa and have uttered the title quote. Shalala went to the Grain Mixer as IC invented his fanclub called "IC-ing" and Shalala went on to insult IC's mother and then tell that he's being treated like a carabao. The first minibus containing Britney & Brittany, Saburo & Booba, and Tony & Justin headed to Sacsayhuaman. Brittany said she don't like the word "minibus" as her friends on her childhood told her that she has a "mini bust", Britney comforted her. Tony then thought Sacsayhuaman is indeed a "scary human". Kevin & Jason reached the buses and have went on to the second minibus but then Jason complained about the destinations sucking due to the lack of hot girls in bikini. Manny and Laurie went to the ritual room to get their next clue, Gloria commented on Manny that he's a big pervert. At the Bows and Sacks, Titus and Ida are still struggling to find the correct sack. At the Grain Mixer, Shalala have identified the quinoa and have told himself that he's a capital G-Goddess, and that Shalalala is indeed Shala squared and IC commented that Shalala would have a future in "mathematicianhood". Damien then went to the grain mixer. The first three teams arrived at Sacsayhuaman and are then faced with a task of assembling an Inca puzzle. Gloria & Manny and Laurie & Eric get to the second minibus, Manny commented that there's a sausagefest and Gloria then told Manny to try buttsex for a change. Jason worried about himself not getting aroused even with a talk about sex and Kevin said that the girl is too butt-ugly. Shalala went to the ritual room and get their next clue. Shalala then said that he's being punished by devil and IC wanna taste some hunkiness. Shalala then said he wants food. At the Bows and Sacks, Titus and Ida finally hit the right sack. At the Grain Mixer, Damien identified the quinoa although he complained that he hates gold due to being stuck in the Bows and Sacks for so long. At Sacsayhuaman, Britney & Brittany finished the Inca puzzle. The second minibus containing Kevin & Jason, Gloria & Manny, and Laurie & Eric are heading to Sacsayhuaman. Jason then cried due to having no girls in bikinis, Laurie then felt like she's "Sacsayhua-man". At the Buses, Shalala & IC begged for money from locals and tourists and have told that they're smarter than 1st graders. Damien, Titus and Ida got their next clue from the ritual room. Britney & Brittany read their next clue which instructed them to go to the next pitstop at the courtyard of the Temple of Coricancha as they took a taxi. Saburo & Booba and Tony & Justin finished the puzzle as Kevin & Jason, Gloria & Manny and Laurie & Eric arrived at the site. At the Buses, Shalala & IC, Damien & Judy, and Titus & Violet went for the Minibus 4 and left out Ida & Tania on the 3rd minibus all alone.

At the Coricancha temple, Britney & Brittany run to the courtyard as Britney prayed to the Gods of "Costco" to get to the pitstop without a hitch. Saburo & Booba and Tony & Justin took a taxi to Coricancha Temple, Saburo told Booba to hurry because they may be in last like they were in MTAR1. At Sacsayhuaman, the teams are still completing the Inca Puzzle. The teams on the next minibus namely: Shalala & IC, Damien & Judy, and Titus & Violet headed to Sacsayhuaman. Shalala then joked that they were really smart like Dora, IC said he's Boots, and then Shalala again cried due to IC taking him for granted. Ida & Tania are waiting for their bus to move. At the Temple of Coricancha, Britney & Brittany checked-in to claim their 1st place finish, which now they've garnered a total of 9 first places which is the most for any teams having an All-Star appearance and Phil gave them an Express Pass which they could use to skip task they don't wanna complete. Saburo & Booba and Tony & Justin run to the courtyard. Ida & Tania, all alone, headed to Sacsayhuaman. A footrace ensues between Tony & Justin and Saburo & Booba in which Tony & Justin won and they got 2nd place, as Saburo & Booba got 3rd although they're very paranoid that they might be second-last yet again. At Sacsayhuaman, Laurie & Eric and Kevin & Jason have finished the Inca Puzzle as Ida & Tania arrived. Laurie & Eric and Kevin & Jason both took a taxi to Coricancha Temple. At Sacsayhuaman, Damien & Judy, Gloria & Manny, and Titus & Violet finished the Inca Puzzle. At Coricancha, Laurie & Eric and Kevin & Jason run to the courtyard. Damien & Judy, Gloria & Manny, and Titus & Violet all took a taxi to Coricancha Temple, Judy got ecstatic about seeing Phil and Damien joked about reminding them they're still married. Violet hates that they're spending so much money but then Titus said they're the All-Stars and one of the most notable teams in there. Back at Sacsayhuaman, Shalala & IC and Ida & Tania finished the Inca Puzzle. At Coricancha, a footrace ensues between Laurie & Eric and Kevin & Jason with Laurie & Eric claiming the 4th place and Kevin & Jason getting 5th. Jason got mad because he lost to a girl in a footrace. Eric said that he wants 2 million dollars and is near the end. Titus & Violet, Damien & Judy, and Gloria & Manny run to the courtyard of Coricancha. Ida & Tania took a taxi to Coricancha while Shalala & IC took a bus because they want screentime and IC called Shalala a whore as Shalala breaks down yet again. At Coricancha, A Three-way footrace ensued and Titus & Violet got 6th, Damien & Judy got 7th, and Gloria & Manny ultimately got 8th and Gloria got mad due to them being in the bottom half. At the Closing Confessionals, Titus & Violet told that being in 6th would be an advantage cause they're nearly in the middle and carefully packed there and Titus confessed he just made up the Whole time influx story to get him back on the race. Ida & Tania run to the courtyard and checked-in at 9th. Ida's disgusted that they're only 9th and Tania comforted her saying they'll smoke the other teams at the next leg. Shalala & IC then went to Coricancha and Shalala complained that they're last and should've took taxis. IC said it's too late and Shalala misinterpreted it to be "TOOLI/TULI" which means circumcision and then went on to say that he's a pure goddess as they check in at 10th place. Hours later, Maria & Tiffany took a taxi to Plaza de Armas, took a minibus, get off the minibus, Tiffany completed the roadblock, Took a minibus, Assembled the Inca Puzzle, took a taxi to the temple of Coricancha, and checked-in at 11th. Maria said they took a wrong turn and ended up at a spa with a casino attached to it. Tiffany said they played poker. Maria told Phil they won and are still in the game and it should be interesting. Hours passed, Bradley & Steffie took a taxi to Plaza de Armas, took a minibus, get off the minibus, Steffie completed the roadblock, Took a minibus, Assembled the Inca Puzzle, took a taxi to the temple of Coricancha, and checked-in at 12th. Steffie got mad at Bradley. Bradley said that it's unfair that Steffie hates him. Steffie proceeds to tell that his life is a giant mistake anyway. Hours passed, Solenn & Georgina took a taxi to Plaza de Armas, took a minibus, get off the minibus, Solenn completed the roadblock, Took a minibus, Assembled the Inca Puzzle, took a taxi to the temple of Coricancha, and checked-in at last place. Solenn & Georgina got scared that they'd be eliminated. Phil then told them that it's a NON-ELIMINATION LEG and they're still in the race. They were so happy.